August: Dolls and Toys and Puppets, Oh My!

What’s creepier than a doll sitting upright, alone, staring at you? The correct answer is nothing.

August 1: Child’s Play 2 — Don’t worry; you don’t really need to see the first one to get what’s going on. A dying serial killer calls upon his lord Satan to place his spirit inside a doll. Now he’s trying to get into a human body again before it’s too late…

August 8: Child’s Play 3 — Chucky rises again to seek revenge on the boy who killed him eight years ago — the now-teenage Andy Barclay. But in trying to get close to Andy, who’s now attending a military academy, Chucky finds an easier target in a trusting young cadet.

August 15: Puppet Master 3: Toulon’s Revenge (1991) — rench puppeteer Andre Toulon attracts the Nazis’ attention with his anti-Hitler productions, which feature a cast of magical string-free marionettes. The Gestapo promptly kill his wife and pursue Toulon’s animation formula to create a zombie army. Enlisting the help of his faithful creations, Toulon pulls the strings on a very gory revenge plan in this clever prequel to the first two films in the horror franchise.

August 22: Small Soldiers (1998) — From Gremlins director Joe Dante: The Commando Elite are toy action figures programmed to annihilate another toy group, the Gorgonites. Before the Elite have been tested, however, the son of a toy store owner opens them prematurely, setting off a brutal war. The Elite destroy the Gorgonites and attack the children playing with them. Pretty sweet.

August 29: Dolls (1987) — A charming doll collection turns into an unstoppable army of killers in this terrifying tale. When circumstances force a nervous salesman, two punks, an obnoxious couple, and their daughter to stay with an elderly couple who make and collect dolls, everything seems fine at first. But come nightfall, the dolls decide to get rid of their new houseguests…permanently. Directed by Stuart Gordon.


2 responses to “August: Dolls and Toys and Puppets, Oh My!

  1. Just happened upon this site and find it adorably funny. Of course I DO have a strong fondness for bad movies and good vegan food, so that could have something to do with it.
    Thing is… nothing says WHERE you are. Sure, 860 37th Street, but there are hundreds of those scattered about.

    Where IS you guys?? NY? Chicago? Utah?

  2. Weird, where does our website show that address? We’re in Oakland, California (just updated our “contact” page). Different address now, though.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s