February: Jeff Goldblum Wants to Be Your Valentine

February features four movies in which women have to pretend they find Jeff Goldblum sexually attractive.

February 7: Earth Girls Are Easy — Three aliens (Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans) crash-land in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley. A manicurist (Geena Davis) and her boss (Julie Brown) befriend the threesome, give them makeovers, and show them a good time…

February 14: The Fly — Cronenberg’s remake of the classic Vincent Price movie. While testing his teleportation device, scientist Seth Brundle (Jeff Goldblum) accidentally merges his cells with those of a housefly. As his reporter girlfriend (Geena Davis) bears witness, Seth slowly — and quite disgustingly — morphs into an insect.

February 21: Holy Man — Sunny but enigmatic guru G (Eddie Murphy) turns heads as the guest on a home-shopping network program. When G’s rejection of the products drives up ratings, network executive Ricky Hayman (Jeff Goldblum) is caught between incensed advertisers, corporate values and happy viewers.

February 28: Vibes — Linked by their supernatural gifts, psychic hairdresser Sylvia (Cyndi Lauper) and psychometrist Nick (Jeff Goldblum) are recruited by treasure hunter Harry Buscafusco (Peter Falk) to help him locate his missing son in the mountains of Ecuador. But when they arrive in South America, Sylvia and Nick discover that Buscafusco has actually tricked them into helping him find a lost city made of gold. DO NOT MISS THIS ONE!