September: Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television

  1. It releases zombies into your home, killing off your entire neighborhood.
  2. It sucks you and your family into a hell dimension of television satire.
  3. It becomes a teleportation device, enabling hungry aliens to invade your planet.
  4. It turns viewers into homicidal maniacs controlled by extraterrestrial beings.

September 6: The Video Dead
September 13: Stay Tuned
September 20: TerrorVision
September 27: Remote Control



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