“Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they really exist…”
September 7th: Food of the Gods
H.G. Wells’s classic tale as envisioned by B-movie director Bert I. Gordon.
September 14th: Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Chipmunk Adventure
AL—VIN!!! This is the 80s cartoon movie, not the creepy-looking live action version with Jason Lee.
September 21st: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: the Movie
…because of Master Splinter. Duh.
September 28th: The Killer Shrews
Okay, okay: shrews aren’t technically rodents. Whatever. Directed by Ray Kellogg (who also brought us The Giant Gila Monster).