When you reach the fifth installment in a horror movie franchise, you can pretty much guarantee that it’s going to be bad.
Did we say “bad”? I think we meant “amazing.”
…no, we meant “bad.”
May 4: Return of the Living Dead Part 5: Rave to the Grave (Stupid college students make a drug called “Z” that turns people into zombies.)
May 11: Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (Guest appearance by Corey Feldman.)
May 18: Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood (Co-starring Ice-T and Coolio.)
May 25: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (Features the theme song “Bring Your Daughter… to the Slaughter” by Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden!)